And everything was lovely and well, of course--only an attention-seeking brat would do all this, and frankly he's lucky he paid for the electric...

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newchild of the splintered bridge youve made maybe in the darkness in which you fumble will come anend (ARE YOU KIDDING? I'M THE BEST I'VE EVER BEEN!)